Doing my brother’s homework for him because I am a wonderful young man.

Scott Dooley, what a lord.

Scott Dooley, what a lord.

Why do  closed captions put what song is currently playing. Isn’t that rubbing it in?

It’s like, “This is the song you’re currently missing because you can’t hear.”

Question:
I think we might be soul mates.

Answer:
Are you sure? Prove it.

Question:
Favorite band?

Answer:
Blithe Field or Bob Dylan

Question:
How tall are you?

Answer:
6’9

Scrolling down my dash while mum sits next to me. No porn shows up.

I am the Messiah.

I have the house to myself on the long weekend. Who wants to come round and drink red wine with me?

By the way you have ‘balls’ on your face.

By the way you have ‘balls’ on your face.

I find it hard to relate to anyone who hasn’t broken out in sweat playing an intense game of Tetris.

Why are there blog’s now pretending to be ‘Justin Beiber’s real blog’ or ‘Katy Perry’s real blog’?

I feel they’ve really missed their target audience here. It should be like, ‘That hot musician you really love real blog’, ‘Several kittens embracing on a bed of flowers real blog’ or ’Some hot chick with big boob’s real blog”.

Do you think the phrase, “Eating face” will be ruined by the Miami guy who was killed while literally consuming a man’s face. If so, fuck you drugged up Miami zombie!

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It’s Tuesday, I do this on Tuesdays. 

Scott Dooley, you are a god amongst men.