Doing my brother’s homework for him because I am a wonderful young man.
Nick (noun): can be described as a small notch, groove, chip, or the like, cut into or existing in something, or as a small dent or wound; however, the most succinct definition is as follows: An Architecture student at UniSA, he spends most of his time playing either basketball or football. He enjoys his music, film and arts. He has strong interests in amateur filmmaking, writing; both music reviews and screenplays and finally, typography. As a result he intends on creating one of each of the aforementioned in his youth. His natural diet is questionable; consisting of a delicate balance of caffeine, Mi Goreng and alcohol. He will often be confused for the BFG, however, this is incorrect as the BFG never spent anywhere near as much time on his laptop. He is trademarked by his companions, his cats, Fergus and Dave. Often heard quoting Simpsons, with intermittent meowing, these quotes fall on oblivious ears and thus his search for a compatible female companion continues.
+1 Friend Request.
Are we going to get along?
Love my face
Tell me something I don't know about myself.
Doing my brother’s homework for him because I am a wonderful young man.
Why do closed captions put what song is currently playing. Isn’t that rubbing it in?
It’s like, “This is the song you’re currently missing because you can’t hear.”
Scrolling down my dash while mum sits next to me. No porn shows up.
I am the Messiah.
I have the house to myself on the long weekend. Who wants to come round and drink red wine with me?
By the way you have ‘balls’ on your face.
I find it hard to relate to anyone who hasn’t broken out in sweat playing an intense game of Tetris.
Why are there blog’s now pretending to be ‘Justin Beiber’s real blog’ or ‘Katy Perry’s real blog’?
I feel they’ve really missed their target audience here. It should be like, ‘That hot musician you really love real blog’, ‘Several kittens embracing on a bed of flowers real blog’ or ’Some hot chick with big boob’s real blog”.
Do you think the phrase, “Eating face” will be ruined by the Miami guy who was killed while literally consuming a man’s face. If so, fuck you drugged up Miami zombie!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)